Homeless guy dialog of the day

HG: Sir, Sir...
TH: Hey... what?
HG: (putting down McDonalds soda) Where's Ronald Reagan buried?
TH: Probably California, I guess.
HG: Cuz I'd like to dig him up and suck his dick.
TH: Ok
HG: He was a great American!
TH: Take it easy, now.
HG: Later on.