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The Revolution Will Be Kuhnian.

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If someone thinks term limits are the answer, he doesn't understand government.

If someone has more than two bumper stickers, he may be a good person, but you don't want to talk to him.

If a grown man goes by a childhood nickname like "Billy" or "Jimmy", don't trust him with your money or your children.

If you are surprised to find a menu item at this kind of restaurant, don't order it.

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